* This is a HUGE OMG update and will definitely have unknown side effects.. so this is really only for the strong hearted at this point. Regular people should let the dust settle.
* This has been tested to work with most basic functions. However.. make sure you back up 'everything' before using this. It's that big!
* Essentially we're back at square 1 in the testing phase.. so lets identify things that broke.
:: Believe it or not, but INSERT/UPDATE is actually a better pattern than REPLACE, since, with INSERT/UPDATE you can catch erroneous UPDATES to non-INSERTed items as well as catch erroneous re-INSERTS. in 95% of the cases, you SHOULD have a clear INSERT context, and a clear and separate UPDATE context. If you think your case falls within the 5%, maybe you should re-evaluate your code. ::